1. Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

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  3. A black person might hold a gun to me for my wallet

    anthotny:

    but a white person will hold a gun to me so I get in his van so he can keep me in his basement for six months eating tiny chunks of me every so often for like 6 years. 

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  4. johnegbort:

    uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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  5. moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

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    the-silence-wears-westwood:

    What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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    What if it’s the other way around?

    I don’t know which disturbs me more.

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  7. quietexhibitionist:

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING

    quietexhibitionist:

    THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING

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  12. sleepvevo:

me on valentine’s day

    sleepvevo:

    me on valentine’s day

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  13. midwestflexin:

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

how you get a bag of chips with that small of amount in there and not realize it til you open it tho? i could understand if it came out of a vending machine like that, but any other reason and it’s all on you lol

    midwestflexin:

    stability:

    sinnersdisguise:

    stability:

    By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

    fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

    Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

    how you get a bag of chips with that small of amount in there and not realize it til you open it tho? i could understand if it came out of a vending machine like that, but any other reason and it’s all on you lol

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  15. hausofbhd:

everyone thinks youre a joke! 

    hausofbhd:

    everyone thinks youre a joke! 

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