*loses damn mind*
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.– Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)
Reblog with an unpopular opinion.
If Biggie was alive today people would be making fun of him, calling him old and washed up just like 95% of the rappers that were hot during that time period.
First cousins should be able to have sex without everyone getting all heated about it.
This was a bad idea.
it really was
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
People who actually buy music from iTunes.
Is people I wanna marry cuz they got money
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use Post-Its?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a large bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What's your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Galactus vs. Cthulhu?
13: Who's your least favorite pope?
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this year?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your song of the week?
19: Is it okay for men to wear pineapples on their heads?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: What's your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: How many stuffed animals do you have?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed?
28: Were you ever a scout as a kid?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better, Legos or Lincoln Logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better, Kirk or Spock?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have deja-vu?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or sunflower seeds?
68: Best way to hide a body?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or ice tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar cookies or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better, black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If you're married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: What's your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
(dats me yellin)
the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black